Big Dick Walk
She smiled as I approached the table, "You know... you got a 'Big Dick Walk'." I sat down and cracked a half proud/half confused grin. "What... do you mean by that?" I asked, only partially understanding. "Well," she continued, "you walk like you've got a big dick. You've always had it..., actually it was one of the first things I noticed about you but I haven't really felt the need to say anything to you until this very moment."
I picked my napkin up off the table, spread it across my lap and gave her my most subtle "damn I really wanna fuck you right now" looks. I thanked her in my smoothest Barry White voice then asked, "Will you please elaborate? I mean, what exactly constitutes a Big Dick Walk?"
"It's a walk of confidence, a walk of security and constrained power. It's like you know what you got and you're not afraid to use it, if necessary... It's how a boxer walks into the ring, how an executive walks into a boardroom, how a pimp walks down Filmore Ave... Basically, somebody's about to get the fucking of their life but only you know it." "You keep talking like that and I'm gonna ask for the check and put that theory to the test," I said with a slight growl as I leaned in close.
She smiled and leaned in, "I'm one step ahead of you..."
Our waiter slid the check on the table but neither one of us broke gaze. "And this," I added, "is why I love you."
I picked my napkin up off the table, spread it across my lap and gave her my most subtle "damn I really wanna fuck you right now" looks. I thanked her in my smoothest Barry White voice then asked, "Will you please elaborate? I mean, what exactly constitutes a Big Dick Walk?"
"It's a walk of confidence, a walk of security and constrained power. It's like you know what you got and you're not afraid to use it, if necessary... It's how a boxer walks into the ring, how an executive walks into a boardroom, how a pimp walks down Filmore Ave... Basically, somebody's about to get the fucking of their life but only you know it." "You keep talking like that and I'm gonna ask for the check and put that theory to the test," I said with a slight growl as I leaned in close.
She smiled and leaned in, "I'm one step ahead of you..."
Our waiter slid the check on the table but neither one of us broke gaze. "And this," I added, "is why I love you."
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